About Fuckin' Time: Lohan Bitch-Slapped by Hollywood

Oh Shit! Take that you ginger-bitch, tryin' to be the freckled Paris Hilton and shit. I mean, you're not even completely talentless. Tryin' to stay out and party all night? We do it all the time but we're not filming the surefire hit, 'Georgia Rule'. So what am I talking about exactly?

Lohan received a letter from studio execs "via hand delivery and email" on July 26th, saying, among other things, "You and your representatives have told us that your various late arrivals and absences from the set have been the result of illness; today we were told it was 'heat exhaustion.' We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so-called 'exhaustion'".

The fucking genius (with zero sarcasm) who penned this Shakespearean, diva-crushing anthem of a memo also went on to add, "To date, your actions on Georgia Rule have been discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional. You have acted like a spoiled child and in so doing have alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality of this picture."

I say this should become the standard operating procedure for dealing with all Hollywood celebrities.

Source: http://thesmokinggun.com